autocrat 

A person who exerts strong control over others.

Tony Blair is an fucking autocratc

autocrat by TiK September 1, 2004

Maternal Autocrat 

A woman with supreme power to make rules, laws and guide lines for her subjects that she herself does not have to follow

I'm seven years old, and I want to watch TV, play Nintendo and drink soda, but the "Maternal Autocrat" which oversees my daily activities denies me the oppurtunity to create balance in my life through leisure and freedom.

Maternal Autocrat by Bill Shakesbeer October 16, 2019

AutoCranialOcularImpalation

The act of stabbing an object through your temple into your eye. Can be Bilateral and Simultaneous.

"Doctor, this is a case of autocranialocularimpalation via a #2 pencil... She said she couldn't handle work any more."

Simulatenous Bilateral AutoCranialOcularImplation

AutoCranialOcularImpalation by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 31, 2009

Autocracy 

A political theory favoring unlimited authority by a single individual.

Going against wise intelligence, the president has himself led the country into war, placing our country into a TEMPORARY state of autocracy, him being the autocrat. This decision will cost American tax payers hundreds of billions of dollars.

Autocracy by Dlerell April 7, 2008

Autocratic 

Absolute control

Mko has an autocratic dick

Autocratic by Mko2001 June 9, 2018

autograt 

a tip that is included as a charge on a restaurant bill rather than left to a diner's discretion.

The Cooker: "those fuckers just took off without leaving the bartender a tip."
Pete Dick: "well, not really, they just think they did, I could see that based on their ethnicity that they were not going to leave her anything so I told her to put on an autograt."
Bartender: "you guys were right, I owe you a free pitcher."

autograt by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

Autocraphelia

One who wishes to have intercourse sex with, on or in a vehicle. Road, marine or otherwise.

Mike penetrates the fuel tank of his vehicle in an act of autocraphelia

Autocraphelia by Ismaybeaprincess March 24, 2005