A fucking wasteland excuse of a country that prides itself on so called "conservation" and "saving the world"

And they honor these morals by raping and pillaging ALL the good acres of land for poorly built fucking expensive houses in which only Asian bastards and American cunts can buy only to turn into rentals where the fee's are unfair and high.

But this won't stop Australians pride themselves on valuing the economy and tourism and destroying precious forests to build more houses for people that don't live here, not to mention the center is a desert and the best parts to live are around the coast where all the forest is, so if the forest is in the way of $ forest gotta go!

Australia is just as full of cocksucking bullshit, braindead shitheaded faggots and Australians equivelant of rednecks (see RSL club members) that ignore all flaws and pride Australia for what it Once was, now its an overdeveloped shithole with a diminishing wildlife population.
I am Australian and it was once a country i loved, and its being destroyed for profits sake.
by Topfragger November 3, 2008
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Australia is the best country, island and continent in the world. We're one of a kind.

Located in the Pacific Rim, Australia has been around for ages-50,000 years approx. First inhabited by Aboriginals, then a long time later-1770- the British discovered this land and used it as a penal colony. However there has been some debate that the Dutch discovered it in the 1600s.

Australians are mad about sport, especially cricket and Australian Rules Football, and we don't really give a sh*t about much, for example the Cronulla Race Riots stopped because the Ashes Test Cricket Series was on. This laid back lifestyle is partly due to the cultural diversity and small population.

Out of Australia's 21 million people, over half live on the East Coast. Canberra is the capital, and Sydney is the most populous city, with 4.5 million people in the greater Sydney area.

I, personally, love the Central Coast of New South Wales, because it has great beaches, a great lifestyle, and rainforests about 20 minutes up the road.

Australia kicks arse.
Sure, you go to Europe and America and you think 'wow, this is cool', then you come home to Australia, have a beer, and fire up a Barbecue and think 'but I wouldn't trade this for THE WORLD'
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australia is probably one of the better countys in the world. it has awesome cool scenery and accepts people as citisans easier than most other counties.

the government pays people to go to school and to be unemployed. and most of the better people who live here are multi cultural and not rasist.

so in my opinion i think australia is a pretty alright place to live :)
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1st, the Gold, actual effort, the new world champion USA!
1st place for losers goes to Australia.
2nd is always first for excuses, Australia!
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The Only Country That Is Big In Oceana
Guy 1: Australia is not

Guy 2: But I Thought It Was In Oceana
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When the sun goes downs let's go get some extra Vitamin D in Australia.
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A country in which anything and everything will want to kill you, including spiders, snakes, sharks, crocodiles, birds, fish, bees, and even centipedes. Be extremely cautious.
G'day mate, I'm from Australia.
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