A country that has proper infastructure and cars. Kangaroos and koalas aren't used as means of transport.

HOORAH FOR COLD BEER!

Australian accents are hot, unlike pussy American ones.

Australia is an awesome country with great sports and nice people. Alot of people in australia are racist (like my entire fucking family) but the good australians are accepting and probably ashamed to live in a country that has earned such a name. Americans can be racist too.
Not everyone here likes country towns, sport and beaches and we do not have kangaroos hopping around in our streets.

A big-ass piece of land mass

an island/continent

A place where people think they have pet kangaroos that are commonly called "Dave". Also where the phrase "G'day mate" was created. Where thongs are shoes.

cool country, very hot, doesnt get snow in most places. was colonised by the english who decided their crappy jails were too small.
the only state that this does not apply to is south australia, which was completely colonised by the middle class, and unlike all other cities, adelaide was actually planned.
we are pretty much very good at sport, our football beat american football... we dont cover ourselves in layer upon layer of protection because we are not fags....
we have the best swimmers and cricketers. and we can even win speed skating by going slow enough to miss out on a major crash....
we get crappy american tv shows, like two years late, and we drive on the other side of the road...
and no, we are not all like steve irwin, we do not say "G'Day" or "Crikey" we do not wear karkies and we really arent that stupid
and we do not eat "shrimp on the barbie"
for one, its PRAWNS not shrimp. for two, we normally dont eat them on the bbq, and for three we call it a barbeque not a "barbie"
a barbie is a doll, nothing more
we do not live in big paddocks in the middle of no where... not most of us, a few do, but most live in the cities on the coast... and we do not have stupid "Aussie" accents, well at least not in SA

Fast facts on Australia:
-- Our population is 20,595,860 appox; and increases by one person every 2 minutes and 12 seconds. (Unlike the US which breeds like rabbits: one person every 10 seconds...)
-- 95% of those people live in cities similar to those in the US and UK, albeit a little smaller. But our infrastructure is comparable.
-- Over 75% of our adult population disagree with the Government's Foreign Policies (well... actually, almost all of its policies, but we can't be stuffed starting a civil war to make things change...).
-- Our military IS the most highly trained combat force in the world.
-- Our medical research is the best in the world. Most of the major breakthroughs in the last few years came from Australia. Especially cancer research. Other nations ask our scientists for help...
-- Our public healthcare system doesn't just rival that of the US, it KICKS ITS ARSE! Every citizen of Australia is entitled to FREE basic public healthcare and emergency hospital treatment (if necessary).
-- Our education system also rivals those of other 1st world nations.
-- Steve Irwin is a rare specimen of low-brow individuals without formal education and does not represent the vast majority of us. (In simpler terms for Americans and Kiwis: Irwin is an idiot that most of us want to beat to death).
-- Koalas are not BEARS!!
-- Humvees are sold in Australia.
-- In country towns, kangaroos RARELY hop down main streets.
-- Gun related deaths in the US each year: over 10,000. Gun related deaths in Australia each year: less than 70. (33 deaths per 1 million people in the US; 3.5 deaths per 1 million people in Australia. Why? In Australia we have car and motorcycle enthusiasts, in the US they have firearm enthusiasts and no gun control... go figure...).

Australia: Home of the british convicts
Population: 20.5 million
Culture: none