Australia one of the best bloody temperate coltrolled countryies in the world. For those who dont know We do accually have the best military in the world. Especially compared to america and thier massive loss of over 2000 men during the Iraq war 2002.
by >ME< October 7, 2005
A place where people think they have pet kangaroos that are commonly called "Dave". Also where the phrase "G'day mate" was created. Where thongs are shoes.
by Ninjas.are.cool February 17, 2011
Moke:"ho brah we live in da big island"
Aussie: "well, we live in Australia-the Bigger Island"
Moke:"Fag"
Aussie: "Go worship you're rocks"
Aussie: "well, we live in Australia-the Bigger Island"
Moke:"Fag"
Aussie: "Go worship you're rocks"
by Asian in Hewro February 22, 2010
A place where everyone above the age of 50 skulls Victorian bitter longneck 20 times per morning. Everyone there is legends with the best food, animals and sport. The only people that hate the land down under are the English cricket team because we always thrash em to buggery whenever we verse each other
British watching the cricket: omigod why do we always looose against Australia?
Aussie watching the cricket: because the English people don’t skull 20 Victorians Bitters every morning
Aussie watching the cricket: because the English people don’t skull 20 Victorians Bitters every morning
by Please save humanity October 10, 2020
by Can'tHelpYourself December 6, 2006
The best country you could live in. Im not just saying that to make Australia look good. It is by far the most amazing place..
by yeahbro February 8, 2009
A big island off the coast of New Zealand. Legend has it that kangaroos were the first to inhabit this island, before Captain Cook discovered it. Cook drove the kangaroos away, and it is said in ancient texts that they are planning their return and will soon reclaim this land for their own. It is recommended to walk around with full body armour at all times, as the riots of the underground leaders, of the kangaroo militia are getting even more un-predictable and dangerous.
by bloodnut April 30, 2006