1) I want to live in Australia because it's so laid back over there.
2) Hugh Jackman was in the movie Australia, and it bombed at the box office.
2) Hugh Jackman was in the movie Australia, and it bombed at the box office.
by Liberal Girl May 7, 2009
As you can tell from many of the other entries on this site, Australia is home of the retarded bogan...
They who think verbal shit is patriotisim, being lazy and stupid is 'Australian' and are proud of the fact that we beat a handful of countries at a handful of sports.
Hooray.
Australia is a land of increasing bigots, ignorant slack-jawed morons with the world-awareness of a blowfly and a population in love with the idea of themselves - deluded by their own propaganda.
Australians are not cheerful, friendly people who like to have a beer after a hard day's work. They're lazy boozers with a superiority complex and a foul mouth.
*All definitions have exceptions. my apologies to the minority who are not as described above.
*Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy does NOT equal Aussie Aussie Aussie.
We stole it from some European sports fans.
They who think verbal shit is patriotisim, being lazy and stupid is 'Australian' and are proud of the fact that we beat a handful of countries at a handful of sports.
Hooray.
Australia is a land of increasing bigots, ignorant slack-jawed morons with the world-awareness of a blowfly and a population in love with the idea of themselves - deluded by their own propaganda.
Australians are not cheerful, friendly people who like to have a beer after a hard day's work. They're lazy boozers with a superiority complex and a foul mouth.
*All definitions have exceptions. my apologies to the minority who are not as described above.
*Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy does NOT equal Aussie Aussie Aussie.
We stole it from some European sports fans.
by Patriotisim is un-patriotic May 7, 2009
A multicultural country proud and a place you can stand tall and speak your mind (as long as it isn't racist, or suchlike). We appreciate those who work hard and treat others as equals, and there are so many places to see. Australians are pretty relaxed, but there are large cities such as Melbourne of Sydney (for sight seeing) for those used to the city life. There is little racism or sexism in Australia, and those who approve of it are punished.
Australians are proud people. Respectful people. And it leaves a mark, good or bad, on any who visit what I am glad to call home. I would never want to live anywhere else.
We have just as well working facilities (banks, fast food restaurants, etc) as most other places.
Never think you've seen it all; Australia has been around since the Earth was formed, despite being one of the last discovered and colonized countries.
Australia has little snow and HOT summers (up to 40 degrees Celsius), so come prepared! In Queensland, most Summers are hot and humid, but don't let that put you off this wonderful nation!
Australians are proud people. Respectful people. And it leaves a mark, good or bad, on any who visit what I am glad to call home. I would never want to live anywhere else.
We have just as well working facilities (banks, fast food restaurants, etc) as most other places.
Never think you've seen it all; Australia has been around since the Earth was formed, despite being one of the last discovered and colonized countries.
Australia has little snow and HOT summers (up to 40 degrees Celsius), so come prepared! In Queensland, most Summers are hot and humid, but don't let that put you off this wonderful nation!
Australia has amazing an amazing Geological history.
The capital cities all have their own wonders and fantastic memories to bestow upon their visitors.
Please though, everyone has their own rights to an opinion, and forcing yours upon another unwilling person is not what being a free, multicultural nation is about.
The capital cities all have their own wonders and fantastic memories to bestow upon their visitors.
Please though, everyone has their own rights to an opinion, and forcing yours upon another unwilling person is not what being a free, multicultural nation is about.
by A Proud Aussie August 4, 2012
One of, if not the greatest country on earth even though a shit load of it is desert. any way great people, nice views and hot women..... Jenifer Hawkins FTW
Anyway i don't care who you are its pretty much impossible not to say Australia is the most awesome country in the world (Yes that is a bold claim)
Anyway i don't care who you are its pretty much impossible not to say Australia is the most awesome country in the world (Yes that is a bold claim)
by HIV Positive December 23, 2009
The Best country on the planet.
For over 40,000 years land lived on by Aboriginals - last 200 fucked over by Europeans.
Great country....but boys/men are shorter here compared to boys/men in America.
For over 40,000 years land lived on by Aboriginals - last 200 fucked over by Europeans.
Great country....but boys/men are shorter here compared to boys/men in America.
"bloody oath you got to love Australia"
"are you a true blue kangaroo" - "a what?" "an Australian silly"
"are you a true blue kangaroo" - "a what?" "an Australian silly"
by art world February 20, 2009
Australia is a magnificent, beautifully crafted country located in the Southern Hemisphere, above Antarctica and to the left of New Zealand. It is the largest island in the world and the population is approximately 21 million people.
Australians hold many accomplishments and is recognised by the unique accent that people all around the world overact. But seriously, we may sound like we're too lazy to finish our words and sound out the O's and A's over other letters, but do NOT exaggerate by sounding like a drunk Paul Hogan. That ticks us off a bit. And despite the stories or stupid movie stunts filthy rich American film directors make, we are NOT lazy bastard poofs that sit around in their own sweat drinking XXXX watching Australia thrash the West Indies in cricket. But the last part is true. We're fucking good at cricket.
Australians hold many accomplishments and is recognised by the unique accent that people all around the world overact. But seriously, we may sound like we're too lazy to finish our words and sound out the O's and A's over other letters, but do NOT exaggerate by sounding like a drunk Paul Hogan. That ticks us off a bit. And despite the stories or stupid movie stunts filthy rich American film directors make, we are NOT lazy bastard poofs that sit around in their own sweat drinking XXXX watching Australia thrash the West Indies in cricket. But the last part is true. We're fucking good at cricket.
Oh and no Australian goes fishing in jeans. Just putting it out there. And we dont have anything against NZ, except you got nothing on us when it comes to backyard and beach cricket. Your backyards are full of sheep and your beaches are non existent. And if they are they're probably full of sheep too.
by AussieGurl December 18, 2009
by Pround australian ;D January 2, 2010