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Austin W 

literally the smelliest kid alive. the kid fucking SUCKS at fortnite and has 0 friends and his going to die a virgin. kid most def makes ass rap music and still his horrible at fort. doesn’t take enough derbs either lol literally irrelevant
you see austin w over there? he’s ugly. he smells like ryan p.
Austin W by not tenaj October 27, 2019

Austin Wrecking Ball

A sexual act, in which the man, nearing the climax of particularly dirty sex, suddenly empties a bottle of celebratory champagne, smashes it on the ground, pulls out, and befouls the girl while yelling, "Biiiitch!"
After partying hard all night long, my boy Joey made like a Sex Panther and woke up the entire house by giving her the ol' Austin Wrecking Ball.

keep austin weird

A phrase used by Austinites, (especially of the college-aged demographic) that reminds us not to allow huge companies to take over the unique town of Austin, Texas.
"When I heard that Pato's Taco's was torn down for a Taco Bell, I screamed "keep austin weird!"
keep austin weird by ian the d March 25, 2004

Austin Wood 

he has a fat ass
"wow look at that dumpy who is that"
"it's austin wood dumbfuck"
Austin Wood by gary fendermen December 16, 2021

Ryan Austin Walden 

Hot sexy blond also known as πŸ˜ˆπ·π‘Žπ‘‘π‘‘π‘¦β›“βœ¨

Don’t mess with him cuz he will beat u up 🀜
Boy1: β€œHave u seen Ryan Austin Walden? He is lookin good today!”

Boy2 β€œOh yes he is better looking than all the other guys here. I wish I were him”
Ryan Austin Walden by Aaneia October 29, 2020

Austin Ward

a really hot β€œTikTok” star, who will fuck ur bitch if u mess with em. period
Austin Ward just fucked my bitch!!!