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Aunt Jemima's 

The conceptional inverse of an "Uncle Tom" an "Aunt Jemima" is a cucked white person who attempts to virtue signal by constantly acting inferior and apologetic towards other ethnicities (usually black people) regardless of any past acts of racism or lack thereof on said white person's part. Usually consisting of far-left leaning individuals in their late teens to late twenties these individuals feel the constant need to apologise for things they never did as a way of disavowing any claims of racism directed towards them while simultaneously failing to realize that doing so only makes them appear more bigoted by reducing all ethnic backgrounds down to "melanin good. Whitey bad".
Why are John and Jane constantly apologizing being white?

They think it makes them better people rather than just self-hating assholes. Typical Aunt Jemima's.

Aunt Jemima's Tits 

Heavy, black, and pendulous (toward which they were driving.)
Whilst watching the Rocky Horror Picture show....

fan yells "Describe Aunt Jemima's Tits!"

narrator says "Heavy, black, and pendulous....toward which they were driving."
Aunt Jemima's Tits by voook August 25, 2010

Aunt Jemima's Gumbo 

The grossest, most disgusting sex act so terrible very few people utter the directions of the act, the small community that knows the definition practices before preaching.
"I heard she got a big healthy serving of Aunt Jemima's Gumbo"

"That's disgusting, Todd"
Aunt Jemima's Gumbo by Misty Johnson February 18, 2008

Aunt Jemima's Gumbo 

The grossest, most disgusting sex act so terrible very few people utter the directions of the act, the small community that knows the definition practices before preaching.
"I heard she got a big healthy serving of Aunt Jemima's Gumbo"

"That's disgusting, Todd"
Aunt Jemima's Gumbo by Misty Johnson February 16, 2008

aunt jemima slap 

When you dunk your balls in maple syrup and slap your girl with them
Shut up Beto aunt jemima slap you .

Steaming Aunt Jemima 

A bowl/bucketful of fresh piss and diarrhea, poured over someone's head like syrup over a stack of pancakes.
Non-Sexual: The juvenile miscreants were so vile that they gave a boat full of tourists a Steaming Aunt Jemima as it passed beneath bridge on which they stood.
Sexual: Their favorite type foreplay progressed over time from anal fingering, to a Glass Bottom Boat, then a Hot Carl, and finally ending up as a Steaming Aunt Jemima because they were some seriously fucked individuals.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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