Augustine’s law’s 

Augustine's laws were a series of tongue in cheek aphorisms put forth by Norman Ralph Augustine, an American aerospace businessman who served as Under Secretary of the Army from 1975 to 1977. In 1984 he published his laws. The book and several of the laws were the topic of an article in Sound and Vibration magazine in March 2012. His most cited law is number 16, which shows that defense budgets grow linearly but the unit cost of a new military aircraft grows exponentially.

“In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one tactical aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.“ - Augustine’s law’s: XVI

Augustine’s law’s by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 14, 2018

St Augustine's Syndrome 

The phenomenon of people condemning vices they have indulged in themselves already, and since given up. Inspired by the _Confessions_ of Augustine (417 CE), in which Augustine describes his career path and then denouces the things he did to get to where he is.

WHY IT'S BAD

With SAS, the perpetrator has received the BENEFITS of a particular vice. It could consist of sleeping one's way to the top, or lying a lot, or getting divorced, or indulging a vice until it gets tiresome. At that point the perpetrator makes a big display out of quitting the vice and condemning it publicly. It's like climbing a ladder out of a ditch and then pulling the ladder up so others can't get out of the ditch; and to add insult to injury, the perpetrator ridicules the desire to use the ladder.

Like other forms of hypocrisy, it's destructive because it enforces stupid social codes. If the social codes were right all along, then the perpetrator should not get off the hook for violating them, but, in effect, he gets praise for having done so (and having "kicked the habit"). If the codes were wrong, then they should be confronted . And finally, it's bad because it creates a meritocracy of bullshit.

A good example of St Augustine's Syndrome is Doctor Laura Schlessinger, the evangelical talk radio host who climbed her way to the top, divorced, and then renounced feminism. Many putative sages are famous for having had, earlier in their lives, immense amounts of sex with numerous partners, only to renounce the ways of the flesh and denounced materialistic society.

St Augustine's Syndrome by Abu Yahya March 21, 2010

Agustin's dirty 

When you put butter into your pets asshole and get an erection. Most of the time you lick it afterwards.

Agustin's dirty is the best intercourse ever.

Agustin's dirty by Los Rico's September 30, 2015

Saint Augustine’s 

Saint Augustines is the place where people go if they need drug rehabilitation. They are so self absorbed that they don’t notice that nobody likes them. They are constantly receiving complaints from Sydney Busses about after school wanking and keep on fucking the Stellar girls. All of them have STDs by year 8 as there is no size of condom small enough for their chodes. Saint Augustines boys also make abusive Urban Dictionary definitions about public high schools because they are in denial about how shit they are. Fuck off rich kids.

Lot’s of love,
Bally Boys 2019

Person 1: Who are those fuckheads getting arrested?
Person 2: Some Saint Augustine’s wanker

Saint Augustine’s by Balmy Boi 69 November 26, 2019

St. Augustin Catholic School

School full of homosexual children, only attend this school if you want the worst learning experience of your life. The faculty licks up on deez ballz.

I love St. Augustin Catholic School

St. Augustin Catholic School by Thicc nugg November 3, 2021

st augustine secondary school 

these girls are hoes some of these gyal have the whole of form 1 block on lockdown the football team does run through these gyal like is they hobby

Amari: Aye look caileigh with justin
Jashon: Ent she was now with Christian
Jeremiah: Yea she isa st augustine secondary school gyal

st augustine secondary school by bigcocksacboy September 17, 2022

St. Augustine Steamer

A cadaver feces that poops on its student when attempting to palpate the gluteus maximus

ex: As troy went to palpate the gluteus maximus, his cadaver proceded to give him a st. augustine steamer.

St. Augustine Steamer by Steveland Cremer March 1, 2009