Augusting is when a person or page on social media will either forget or avoid posting for long periods of time, most of the time followers won't even notice this event occurring. Not posting for a couple weeks however doesnt count as "augusting". The term can be used when the user hasn't posted for over a month which can continuously grow.
Augusting an issue that not enough people pay attention to.
Augusting an issue that not enough people pay attention to.
*******memes: *doesn't post for over a month*
smallmale: "you are augusting again and we didn't even notice :("
smallmale: "you are augusting again and we didn't even notice :("
by fruityafrican December 1, 2019
by Weedi March 25, 2023
taylor swift: august slipped away
by thundercat07 April 3, 2021
by fghgbvzngv July 22, 2008
Being tortured and/or abruptly raped by some guy with some serious mental disease, e.g. a serial killer or a bored dandy collecting snuff movies. It comes from the underground cult trilogy "August Underground" of the director Fred Vogel.
Sick Guy 1:"hey, have you heard about the serial killer they caught?"
Sick Guy 2:"yeah, he was a sick bastard! I heard his victims were augusted!"
Sick Guy 2:"yeah, he was a sick bastard! I heard his victims were augusted!"
by Paul Kersey September 7, 2007
by Matt Dow November 26, 2005
The touching belief, held by many extremely intelligent Americans, that in August, 2021, Donald Trump would be ushered back into the White House because... well... because, something-or-other, they found microscopic shards of bamboo clinging to millions of fake ballots... in Arizona... or somewhere, what difference does it make? and if they had to storm the Capitol again, by God, they'd do it.
The long months of 2021 had been hard for her, missing the simpering of Trump, watching the fake pandemic kill people, every one of whom had pre-existing conditions don't you know, and all those fools - idiots! - lining up to be vaccinated, willingly getting microchips implanted in their brains. But she waited, knowing balance and truth would be restored with the August reinstatement. And Hillary would go to prison. For that pizza server thing.
by Monkey's Dad July 21, 2021