according to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible 

Used as a sarcastic sentence by nerds 🤓

I was bored, alright? - Rokosik

Bro! I just got into Harvard University! - Me
According to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible - 🤓

according to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible by Rokosik November 3, 2022

Atomic snoodle 

This is when you snoodle an atomic fireball and insert it into some ones asshole.

I just performed the atomic snoodle i bet my cock tastes great.

Atomic snoodle by Shithousepoet September 30, 2014

Atomic Shit 

A large shit that makes a nuclear explosion of biblical proportions causing vaporizing of all matter within 200 yds following the pinching off a monstrous turd.

Detective: Why is this house vaporized, Fire Chief?
Fire Chief: Well sir, it looks like we have another case of an Atomic Shit this week.
Detective: I suspect someone within the household visited a spicy, Mexican restaurant within the past 24 hours.

Atomic Shit by TheLargestShitInHistory December 28, 2010

atomic skittle 

when you fart with your bare ass directly on a person's face.
typically and most easily performed when victim is unconscious.
the fart should saturate the nostrils enough to leave a sharp resinous tang for a few hours, or until victim is conscious.

Friend who wakes up in the morning says: "Yo, why does everything I eat taste like shit?" or "What the fuck? Who the fuck farted in here?" or simply "I feel dirty."

You: "That's cuz when you were out I farted right on your face bro."

Friend: "Seriously dude? We said no atomic skittles last nite."

atomic skittle by Fartologist SBD April 30, 2012

atomic situp 

person 1 is baited into performing "the hardest situp ever". Person 1 then lies on the floor on their back and told cross hands on chest. Person 2 then holds a towel over the face of person 1 covering the eyes telling him sit up quickly with all his strength when he say to. Meanwhile person 3 has removed their pants and is squating over person 1's face with out him knowing. Person 2 then tells person 1 to sit up quickly and removes the towel as soon as the sit up begins. The result is person 1's nose is planted into person 2's ass.

Betcha cant do an atomic situp

atomic situp by Double fisted Bobo August 18, 2003

atomic sit up

blindfolded, someone tries to do a sit up while holding the hands of someone else so they cant. little do they kno someone is bending over with thier ass out so when the person doing the situp lets go, they get a face full of browneye.

"Oh man, we gave jake teh BEST atomic sit up last night!"

atomic sit up by Matt Rup July 11, 2006

Atomic Shit 

When one hangs from the top of a restroom stall over the toilet and deficates, releasing a death bomb of fecal matter that creates a title wave physically impossible to contain in even the best toilets.

The Atomic Shit is every school janitor's worst enemy.

Atomic Shit by EZEZ March 5, 2009