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assville 

a town which is complete fucking ass hole and is annoying as shit and makes you want to rip your fuckin nipple off, deep fry them, and feed them to your best friends fucking gold fish
red bank and shrewsbury new jersey are fuckin assville
assville by dikembe mutombos November 30, 2011
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Assville 

a derogatory term for Asheville NC. Usually used by people who live around asheville (like locals in Hendersonville NC) who know what asheville is really like. (woke libs, drug addicts, people dying every day, and homelessness)
Bro i had to go to Assville for a business meeting and i got mugged by some guy named shanquan
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ashville 

this is an extremely rural area of the empire, state new york. large percentage of the population farms or races there family car. also refer to as the "Boondocks" the only place in new york where you can look out your window, push the cow off you roof to answer your neighbor whose asking you if he can pass through your yard on his four-wheeler. incest is commen.
gone down through the ashville to get my sisters baby i had the other day with her.
ashville by bojangles31 November 4, 2009

Ashville 

Ashville is cute.
Ashville by Cutie ashy November 24, 2021
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