A male who goes around causing unnecessary drama, usually involving younger girls, particularly freshmen. As a self-proclaimed "Ladies Man (see Definition 3," an asstard typically spends a superfluous amount of time attempting to make himself look good for his company. This includes ridiculously expensive boy perfume, several cans of Axe(TM) deodorant, and driving a "tough" car without any regard to safety. (see car accident.) Additionally, an asstard tends to attempt to flatter other men and "impress" them with his own perceived "strength/coolness." Not only is this ineffective and hilarious, it also puts an asstard's sexuality into intense scrutiny. This is compounded by the fact that asstards are usually caught creeping and staring at younger men in bathrooms.
Prima: Who's that junior who only hangs out with freshmen?
Secunda: Who, him? Oh that's just Asstard, that's just how he rolls.
Prima: Haha, what a tool.
An Asstard is the synthesis of Asshole and Retard
Secunda: Who, him? Oh that's just Asstard, that's just how he rolls.
Prima: Haha, what a tool.
An Asstard is the synthesis of Asshole and Retard
by SeptemberLove December 17, 2010
A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.
B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
by The_Random_Man March 28, 2014
A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.
B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
by The_Random_Man March 28, 2014
by ASDFGASD December 18, 2002
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Someone that acts like a complete (jerk) when proven wrong.
Says and does dumb things to make you look like a (bitch).
Treats someone badly cause they are diffrent
Says and does dumb things to make you look like a (bitch).
Treats someone badly cause they are diffrent
by llittle bird January 6, 2013
"You stupid asstard!"
by K-Statik October 31, 2003