way to describe large male genitalia that gets a lot of action. it refers to the amount of ass a guy gets along with the size of his penis.
Joe: Yo, I can't believe that Jimmy got with her. Shes so picky ive tried to get with her since freshman year.
Jackie: Well, I've heard he has an assaconda.
Joe: A what?!
Jackie: Haha an assaconda. Its when his dick is big, like an anaconda, which helps him get alot of ass.
Joe: Oh, ha makes sense.
Jackie: Well, I've heard he has an assaconda.
Joe: A what?!
Jackie: Haha an assaconda. Its when his dick is big, like an anaconda, which helps him get alot of ass.
Joe: Oh, ha makes sense.
by uhhhhhamanduhh<3 February 19, 2010