Ass toast

1. A derogatory term for an undesirable person. 2. Anal sex 3.Toasted bread, with ass on it sometimes eaten with ky jelly

1. Quit being such a piece of ass toast! 2. I'm gonna get some ass toast tonight. 3. I had two slices of ass toast this morning

by Joshua "the cat [inahat]" S. June 22, 2007

tell me how my ass tastes

What you get asked by former teammates after you get crushed in a sporting event

"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquille O'Neil after Kobe Bryant was destroyed by the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA finals

by Boston Yankee June 28, 2008

Shitty ass toaster

Something that is of so bad quality that is does not deserve a sense-making phrase

"My car is so shitty ass toaster, I need a new one"

by Feltcher May 7, 2005

tell me how my ass tastes

The new slang or term to beak someone. Thought up by the epic freestyler Shaq. This phrase can be used to make fun of someone and is a sure when to shut the other guy up

tony: You aye you suck bro your a piece of garbage
mike: is that right?
tony: ya man your worthless
mike: well.. tell me how my ass tastes!

by mydickisafootlong June 26, 2008

sweet ass-tastic to the max

an adjective meaning the ultimate, greatest thing anything can ever be.

playing mortal kombat while watching the movie mortal kombat while getting head from sonya blade after getting a check from the government for three million dollars along with a note from the government saying you never have to willfully pay taxes anymore and then having an orgasm at the same time as executing your fatality exactly when the movie mortal kombat ends would be sweet ass-tastic to the max.

by pedro munoz July 28, 2008

Tell me how my ass tastes.

A saying used when you do something that makes anyone look weak, or makes you look superior.

Coined by Shaquille O'Neal's rap against Kobe.

Person A: "You're gonna get intercepted, watch!"

Person B: "Never! Watch, for the touchdown!"

Person A intercepts Person B

Person B: "Damn..."

Person A: "Tell me how my ass tastes."

by The Cannon June 27, 2008

High Ass Taste

A term that describes the taste in your mouth from coughing on the smoke of a cashed bowl.

You are smoking a bowl and you think it is cashed, when you go to suck it through you hit it really hard trying to clear it but there is more there than you think, then it finaly sucks through and you start to cough on the smoke. Your mouth is stained with the ass taste from the end of the bowl but you are super high from coughing...High Ass Taste!

by ~*KDIZZ*~ May 13, 2009