Ass to Hand
Ass to Hand by steelrod43 July 3, 2011
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ass to hand distance
the distance from between your ass and hand while wiping.
usually in the form of TP (toilet paper)
depending on your comfort level it can be any where from 1 to 16 sheets.
it may also depend on how stinky the dump was.
usually in the form of TP (toilet paper)
depending on your comfort level it can be any where from 1 to 16 sheets.
it may also depend on how stinky the dump was.
my ass to hand distance is about 6 sheets, i dont like to have my hand smell like ass
Joe's ass to hand distance is a disturbing 2 sheets. it makes me shutter to think how he can deal with the closness of his hand to his ass
Joe's ass to hand distance is a disturbing 2 sheets. it makes me shutter to think how he can deal with the closness of his hand to his ass
ass to hand distance by Con-man June 16, 2007
Rip off your ass and hand it to you
To beat someone so bad that their ass becomes a jiggling mass of gel hanging off their spine, allowing you to rip it off and place it in their hands as they collapse into a heap of excruciating pain. After the beaten person finishes convulsing, you place their severed posterior next to their lips so that it looks like they are kissing their own ass while posting hilarious videos to social media.
Rip off your ass and hand it to you by IGKYA53 October 2, 2020
having your ass handed to you
Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"
When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend
"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"
"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"
having your ass handed to you by Ribz December 10, 2007
have your ass handed to you
have your ass handed to you by NADROJ January 21, 2004
got your ass handed to you
Used in the popular TV show "The Big Bang Theory" when Penny and Amy beat Sheldon and Leonard in Pictionary. 'Got Your Ass Handed To You' is a phrase to mean something along the lines of 'You Just Got Thrashed!"
Penny: I wonder where the phrase Got Your Ass Handed To You originated. Maybe it's from ancient Rome where they'd actually chop off someones ass and be like HERE! You know to appease the god Loseronius.. The god of LOSERS
Sheldon: ._.
Sheldon: ._.
got your ass handed to you by Thatawesomegirlwithsass July 9, 2014
my ass handed to me
my ass handed to me by Shady99 May 6, 2014
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