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Ass Rock 

Horrible music that the general population likes. Ass Rock is typically 70's and 80's rock music that mysteriously became popular despite how bad the song actually is.
Example 1
Guy 1: The song "pour some sugar on me" by def leppard is the best song EVER!

Guy 2: No it's not, they lyrics don't make sense, it's such an ass rock song.

Example 2:

Owner of a Lonely Heart by Yes
Ass Rock by barchetta03 January 17, 2012
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Ass Rock 

A rock that has an ass scent.
Human #1: Wow what's that?

Human #2: It's an ass rock!
Ass Rock by Sir JiggleBottom February 16, 2018

Ass rock 

it's exactly what it sounds like, a rock that smells asthough it has been thoroughly, and deeply covered in shit. There is usually no context as to how the rock smells this way, but it happens. Apparently this happens in Australia alot too, ass rocks are just regular rocks found along the ground.
Florida kid: Aye, what's up with that rock?
Aussie kid: Whaddu ya mean?
Florida kid: Smells pretty funky to me.
Aussie kid: Nah, mate. It's just another ass rock!

Ass rock 

A rock that appears to smell like ass. No context as to how the fuck it happened. But regardless, still smells like shit.
"Oi, my daughter found a bloody ass rock the other day. Disgusting!

alabama ass-rock 

when one man is so hammered drunk that he thinks everyone in the whole entire universe's ass is storing a rock for later use.
larry: woah, jim, are you alright?

jim: hell yeah!

larry: then why are you staring at franks ass so intensely?

jim: hes keeping a rock in there! i know it!

larry: frank, we gotta get the fuck out of her. jim's pulling an alabama ass-rock.

frank: good call! lets go!
alabama ass-rock by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

nasty ass rock 

Hobo 1: Mmm that nasty ass rock was good

Hobo 2: bitch
Another way of saying something rules. Can be used directly in the place of "kick ass" or "kicks ass".
rock ass by Soup Bone April 19, 2005
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