Ass jack

Kicking someone directly in the asshole. Perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion.

"I'll ass jack you to the moon. My foot will rupture your uterus."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Ass Jack

Fun inversion of Jack Ass. Instead of calling someone Jack Ass just say Ass Jack.

That guy at work is a real ass jack.

by Libraryguy December 16, 2009

ass jack

1.) A female most often a mother that spends their life dragging another female down to keep her from accomplishing everything she couldn't

2.) A completely useless tool

1.) I can't believe her mother is such a ass jack, She ruined that girls life before she had a chance
2.) She serves about as much purpose as an ass jack

by Bigmike13 May 10, 2022

Ass Jack

1.Noun: Someone who has just said something so stupid, it actually made you shutdown for a few seconds.

2. My neighbor, cause hes a douche.

Brian: "Dude, my dad thought Bob Marley was dead"...

Me: "Bob Marley IS dead....Dude....ur a fuggin Ass Jack!"...

by xXx-Ass-Hat-xXx January 17, 2008

Ass Jack

A tool used for opening the ass hole, in order to input the male genitalia. Otherwise used as a duragatory term meaning, or closely placed to, tool mcDouchebag ass face.

1. Dude my girlfriend got an ass jack for us!?

2. You dont have to be an ass jack all your life!

by omegaman6000 April 26, 2011

Ass Jack

Yup ass jack, my frigin dad, "Dont push the button on the microwave too hard u will blow it up, dont lean on the fridge u will knock it over, yup hes an ass jack alright. His mexican lookin self belongs on americas most wanted.

Sala ass jack, peice of crap

by Doob September 30, 2004

Ass-jack

Some one who enjoys anal sex

I heard that girl in the train hat is a real Ass-jack in the sack.

by guiness69 January 25, 2013