Ass cake

A close relative to the turd. Ass cakes are dropped in the toilet soon after consuming such things as Monster Energy drinks, Dr. Peppers, Dr. McSteves, or Cake. Ass Cakes pass quickly and quietly with little to no pain or discomfort. Dropping an ass cake is usually a pleasant experience that should not even require you to grab the nearest Playboy. It is advised that you announce to anyone that can hear you when you are about to drop an ass cake. It is vital information. They wish to know of your pleasure.

Greg: Hey man, I gotta go drop an ass cake.
Joe: I love you

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

ass cake

moron, cocksucker

Searyx is a total ass cake.

by SearyxLicksBalls July 24, 2003

Ass Cake

A horrible smell; originates from the smell of drying dog poo on a hot summer day

That milk is bad; it smells like an ass cake.

by Mary Lauren December 27, 2007

ass cake

a piece of shit that is round in shape

by 3stripeDude August 3, 2003

ASS CAKE

another word for a cookie that has no eggs :)

WOW THAT ASS CAKE WAS DELICIOUS- BECAUSE I COULDNT TASTE THE EGGS

by nittynora December 23, 2010

Ass cake

Verb; When a girl has a bad yeast infection so you have to fuck her in the ass and then you frost her with your jizz.

Had to make that ass cake and it wasn’t that bad. 8/10 would make more ass cake.

by GutterHooligan January 30, 2022

Ass-Cake

When sooooooo shitty at something that there absolutely ass-cakes, also used for someone who is paraplegic/anti semetic.

Walks up to a paraplegic man at park:”thy arst cake o’ arse/ you are absolutely ass-cakes my gooy”.

by KennedyKiller1963 August 8, 2022