Ass age 

The amount of age added to someone due to being rode hard and put up wet.

Oooh she pretty for 50, no honey she's only 30. Omg her ass age gone up.

Ass age by Shabooki Ramirez June 11, 2019

Cringe ass ice age baby 

The baby from ice age that deserves to be launched into a volcano.😡 At least he 🅱️ Vibin’ doe

Oh shit it’s the cringe ass ice age baby! We must arrange the sacrifice!

Cringe ass ice age baby by Communist Squidward February 22, 2020

Little dark age in my ass 

Slang term for constipation

Oh no I have a little dark age in my ass, I better go chug some laxatives

Little dark age in my ass by PedroMangoman August 3, 2021

ass agent 

A man who gets so much pussy that he should have an agency to organize them all.

That dude is such an ass agent it makes me ill.

ass agent by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

Assage Passage 

Poop.

I just had an awesome assage passage!

Assage Passage by LizzelFaShizzel August 5, 2009

assage 

Basically some good/desirable ass.

Whoa! Look at that assage!

assage by the pwn3r December 28, 2005

Assage 

Cheeky - to be highy sarcastic and extra playful;

A form of being double-cheek (as in extra-cheeky), Thus Assage; To incorperate double cheek (Full Ass). Where someone is fully aware of a situation and plays on both the realistic and sarcastic uncomfortable undertones of a situation.

Your mother was very Assage towards the naked painting over our bed!

Assage by cazzy_11 September 25, 2010