Ass Vampire
Ass Vampire by 🐼 Ren July 22, 2021
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Ass Vampire
Ass Vampire by Civic Ricer January 29, 2003
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Ass Vampire
Someone who lurks in the background, usually with a vampire like appearance, and suddenly sucks into the conversation usually with one exclamation.
Jamie to Michael: “How many bus stops until we get to town?”
*Ass Vampire jumps in out of nowhere*
Ass Vampire: “Three!” (While holding three figers in their faces and teeth ashow)
*Ass Vampire jumps in out of nowhere*
Ass Vampire: “Three!” (While holding three figers in their faces and teeth ashow)
Ass Vampire by The PM June 6, 2018
Ass Vampire
A person with no apparent skills except for flattering their supervisors; a particularly obvious, nauseating syncophant.
Ass Vampire by Fnort November 27, 2015
Vampire ass
Vampire ass by shennica February 27, 2014
Word of the Day on March 4, 2014
Vampire ass
When a white person never leaves their home, especially during sunlight hours - resulting in a pasty appearance.
Jeff: wow! you went outside without a jacket today? No wonder why you’re always sick!
Jason: If your vampire ass went outside today, you would’ve known it wasn’t cold.
Jason: If your vampire ass went outside today, you would’ve known it wasn’t cold.
Vampire ass by Wordsmith & Wesson May 14, 2018
Vampire ass
When a woman has been wearing a bikini in the sun all day and she goes home and takes it off, her ass is completely white.
Vampire ass by Teenageswimmer June 16, 2015
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