Ass Vampire

A bottom who sucks the cum out of every guy he sees, using his ass that is

Viril: *smirk* "bLogan becomes an ass vampire instead of a werewolf"

by 🐼 Ren July 22, 2021

Ass Vampire

N: A slang word used to describe a Homosexual

Ass Vampirism V: The act of sucking someone's ass

That guy sure looks like an Ass Vampire!

by Civic Ricer January 29, 2003

Ass Vampire

Someone who lurks in the background, usually with a vampire like appearance, and suddenly sucks into the conversation usually with one exclamation.

Jamie to Michael: “How many bus stops until we get to town?”

*Ass Vampire jumps in out of nowhere*

Ass Vampire: “Three!” (While holding three figers in their faces and teeth ashow)

by The PM June 06, 2018

Ass Vampire

A person with no apparent skills except for flattering their supervisors; a particularly obvious, nauseating syncophant.

"Look at Rick laughing at the boss' stupid jokes. What a goddamn ass vampire! Bet he gets promoted.

by Fnort November 27, 2015

Vampire ass

An ass so juicy you just can help but sink your teeth into it.

Man, that girl so fine, she got a vampire ass!

by shennica February 27, 2014

Vampire ass

When a white person never leaves their home, especially during sunlight hours - resulting in a pasty appearance.

Jeff: wow! you went outside without a jacket today? No wonder why you’re always sick!
Jason: If your vampire ass went outside today, you would’ve known it wasn’t cold.

by Wordsmith & Wesson May 14, 2018

Vampire ass

When a woman has been wearing a bikini in the sun all day and she goes home and takes it off, her ass is completely white.

I now have a great tan except I have a vampire ass

by Teenageswimmer June 16, 2015