Ass Puppets

Someone who doesnt have enough personality to be considered human, but a as an asspuppet

Big Daddy and Spoofyoris are ass puuppets!

Ass Puppets by ketchup2k3 September 16, 2004

Ass Puppeteer

A person given the asinine task of teaching the stupid, unteachable persons of substandard intelligence.

The professor came back with the test, and the first words out of his mouth were, "boy, do I feel like an Ass Puppeteer in this class."

Ass Puppeteer by ChessFella July 3, 2012

ass puppet 

someone who acts as a puppet for someone else, as in they have a hand up one's ass controlling one's mouth

see also butt puppet

also used as a general name for any ass puppet. may be hyphenated (ass-puppet)

Keagy's hand was so far up ass-puppet his ring's make you think Dickskin had gold teeth

ass puppet by n6ko January 20, 2003

ass puppet 

one who acts, or is forced to act, as a tool to do an ass clown's bidding

Jason finally tired of being Matthew's ass puppet.

ass puppet by Jackscolon September 16, 2003

ass puppet 

turd that hangs from you shitter by a couple of threads of spent food.

Honey grab me the scissors, I need to cut this dangling ass puppet.

ass puppet by LocalHero June 9, 2005

CCP Ass Puppet 

A well paid Chinese Communist Party enthusiast, enemy of America, is paid by China to undermine, influence and betray America. SEE JOE AND HUNTER BIDEN.

I've never seen a man take an ass fisting like that. I wouldn't do that for any amount of money. I never thought an American president would be a CCP Ass Puppet.

CCP Ass Puppet by GAOpticsGuru June 6, 2023

Ass Puppet 

A term of endearment used by closers to define the cute little sales-monkeys who close 3-4 a month. An individual who has a tendency to underwhelm. One who doesn't accept high-value performance based bets because he/she knows they will lose at least $1,000.00.

a: "Hey, did you hear about Hergert and his 3 sales?" "Yeah, what an Ass Puppet."

Ass Puppet by Guy On Internet May 21, 2008