A pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the anus and requires you to make it "dance like a puppet" to get it to fall into the toilet.
by David December 9, 2003
Some one who talks all kinds of shit thru their ass almost as if strings were attached to their turd cutter
Brian,the shit talking pickle puffer he is,was being a freaking asspuppet when he tried denying his true love for the shim
by Rob(pcm at the shore) January 18, 2003