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ass period 

when one has very bleedy hemhorroids that it looks like they have a period from their ass
person:Im having bad hemhorroids today.
doctor:oh you must have an ass period.
ass period by Mimono July 26, 2010

ass period 

This is a relitively new disorder where men produce to much blood and ejaculate it out of thier anus. Some may also refer to this as the bloody ass period. It is extremely painful and can occur almost every single day. Corking the butt-hole may result in a bloody eruption of the anal gland and can result it death. The best way to handle the ass period is to let it all keep on flowing and if necessary to insert tampax cardboard into the rectum. The bleeding may either ooze out our squirt like a projectile. A projectile bloody ass period has enough force to rip through even the toughest pair of jeans, so extra protection is vital.
Did you know Carlo had seven bloody ass periods this afternoon.

He left a trail of his ass period down the hallway.

OH NO! I'm getting my ass period.

ass period by The Butt-Bandit September 15, 2007

Ass Period 

When you get fucked so hard in the ass that blood comes out afterwords
“He gave me an ass period after anal

PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.
Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026