ass pancakes 

A BLU Scout from Team Fortress 2 with slightly darker clothes who uses the Warhammer of Zillyhoo to BONK everyone who comes too close, he lives in a soda can and moves by sliding on the ground, making WHOO noises.

"I am Ass Pancakes, I am gonna BONK! you"

ass pancakes by DanYami July 29, 2017

ass pancakes 

someone with a flat ass.

Maan she really does have a great set of ass pancakes, shez flat.

ass pancakes by ren walkero September 25, 2008

Ass Pancakes

A slang term, meaning stuff similar to “bullshit” or “this is bullshit” used by the YouTuber Reeeboi.

“This is ass pancakes!”

Person 1: “I died in a game because of a glitch.”
Person 2: “Ass pancakes!”

Ass Pancakes by ReeeboiReal April 28, 2026

Ass with pancakes 

Theatrical Term:

When something is (or looks) very bad, usually poorly constructed.

That set looked like ass with pancakes, a three year old could have built it better.

Ass with pancakes by WillTheTD June 22, 2004

The Ass Pancake 

The Ass Pancake is when you get Aunt Jemima pancake batter and you put it on the stove, preferably medium heat. You then stick your ass on it, and wait about 1 and a half to 2 minutes. As you lift your ass, you will discover that the batter has become a pancake, ON YOUR ASS! You may now pick off the bits of pancake, on your ass. ENJOI!

I was fucking this girl, and I ate the ass pancake on her ass

The Ass Pancake by DLEW September 6, 2007

pancake ass nigga 

Niggas that are soft

“That nigga didn’t wanna fight so he pulled out a gun he a pancake ass nigga”

pancake ass nigga by Itzjayyyy June 15, 2019

pancake ass tities 

a set of breats that are flat and floppy, they lump to the outside of the chest and form the shape of pancakes.

Commonly found on strippers and crack whores

Man 1: Damn, did you see debbie's tits?
Man 2: Ya man, day some pancake ass tities

Laurel H's Tits

pancake ass tities by K-$$.com March 14, 2006