Ass Money Balls 

Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.

Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!

or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls

Ass Money Balls by Ray 314329 December 14, 2024

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls 

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?

What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls by HK Orlando October 19, 2006