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Gold plated ass monkey 

the highest honor given to a fuckwit or kidiot for going above and beyond the call of duty for that obnoxious profession.
Todays GPAM goes to bgratis for allowing us to test kick/ban scripts.
Gold plated ass monkey by cheezl February 21, 2004

Sucka ass goldfish 

You

goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch 

"The bitchiest of bitches. Reserved for one who consistently whines, thinks themselves the best, and must be taken down a notch through the use of a sweet-ass insult."
Bro 1: "Hey man, did you see that nerd Tyler? He's always going on about how cool he is and he always yells at everyone."
Bro 2:"Yeah, he's a goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch."
Bro 1: "Woah, dude, I don't know if I would go that far."

golden ass 

Having one means you are extraordinarily lucky.
The bullet missed him by an inch. The sergeant cursed his luck, saying " You have a golden ass, dickhead."
golden ass by #$%* June 28, 2011

goldfish ass crack 

I am goldfish ass crack and I eat goldfish

Goldberg's Bitch Ass Son

When you get ass beat so badly you become like goldberg bitch ass son
When bobby lashley beat the hell out goldberg's bitch ass son