Ass Face

Refers to a person whose cheeks are so bloated and round that it makes their face look like a nice juicy ass. They often times will have shit or cum in their mouths. YUMMY!

Yo Ass Face! Close your mouth it smells like shit, Shit Breath!

by Pimp Master K Strikes Again April 04, 2003

Ass Face

The iroqouai name for having the strong face of an ass

My name is assface

by I know December 15, 2003

Ass Face

Having a chin structured from two horizontal segments, bearing a remarkable resemblance to an ass placed at the bottom of the face. The advantage of having an ass face is that one is able to blow one's nose and wipe one's ass simultaneously.

after many years of friendship i suddenly realised that Bell had an ass face.

by foleynkay January 12, 2006

Ass Face

One whom is rude to you you in person or behind you back and they are so ugly that their face looks like a big pimply ass.

Yesterday my friend was being an Ass Face

by emily b May 09, 2004

Ass face

A multipurpose insult (Note: the person in question's face may bear no resemblence to an ass)

Carol was being such an ass face today.

by tankedinatutu February 28, 2006

ass-facing

When you're in a mosh pitt, and a crowd-surfer's ass gets shoved into your face.
Similar to balls-facing, ass-heading, and balls-heading.

"The surfers in the Billy Talent mosh pitt were crazy - I got ass-faced so many times!"

by P_G February 05, 2005

ass faced

When your cat gets up in your face, demands attention and you pet the beast face to face; then the cat decides to turn around to see the rest of the room and ASS FACES you by sticking its browneye in your face.

The cat jumped up on my chest and then ASS FACED me!

by Beminen June 20, 2009