Someone so stupid and fat that when they say something, the only sound is the echo of their ass cheeks resonating.
by BelleMere July 24, 2010
Poor Grandma May is having a hard time keeping her lights on. Her assclapper is not agreeing with the chili.
by Craptronics June 16, 2011
The Assclapper, by J. Kvndi
I clap my asscheeks when I walk;
Its thunderous sound I cannot conceal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
My great posterior would make Atlas gawk;
Hefty and round like spheres of steel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.
You mock me whenever I talk;
Thinking me as smart as a slab of veal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
I’m not a meathead like you mock;
I just have a rear like automobiles.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.
You call me someone that thinks with my cock;
You decry my friends as misdeals.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
I am an asscheek clapping jock,
And no act can make me otherwise feel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk,
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk;
Its thunderous sound I cannot conceal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
My great posterior would make Atlas gawk;
Hefty and round like spheres of steel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.
You mock me whenever I talk;
Thinking me as smart as a slab of veal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
I’m not a meathead like you mock;
I just have a rear like automobiles.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.
You call me someone that thinks with my cock;
You decry my friends as misdeals.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
I am an asscheek clapping jock,
And no act can make me otherwise feel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk,
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
by Sussus Hapus September 24, 2021