n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.
Not to be confused with smartass.
Not to be confused with smartass.
I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool.
by keyshaw February 7, 2005
One who's ass has a higher IQ than their head despite how brilliant they may be in other areas. Usually they are powerless to stop their annoying behavior.
by MichaelTheKicker February 4, 2010
by therynofromthefuture:O July 18, 2009
by Andy Legge March 10, 2005
by Kayla Jones October 24, 2006
1)a person who makes sure every word they type is spelled correcty so they can diss other ppl online for grammar, spelling and other mistakes
2)a person who corrects other when they make mistakes too but are too proud to admit it so they bag on u
2)a person who corrects other when they make mistakes too but are too proud to admit it so they bag on u
1)Oh My God u idoit its "their" not "thier"
2)
Smart ass: omg u moron ur such a fcuking retard, its pi not pie.
Smart ass#2: well its fucking not fcuking you noob.
Smart ass: shut up im smater than you.
Smart ass#2: smarter not smater.
2)
Smart ass: omg u moron ur such a fcuking retard, its pi not pie.
Smart ass#2: well its fucking not fcuking you noob.
Smart ass: shut up im smater than you.
Smart ass#2: smarter not smater.
by F10 for Porn November 9, 2008
someone who thinks they are always right, and has illusions of grandeur..ie thinking themselves a member of royalty. ie..sad muppet.
royal u smart ass
by glitterbaby March 8, 2004