Asmus

Asmus is a very special name in Denmark.
Those with the name Asmus, is for the most part, Hot, Pussy magnet., Clever, has a Big Dick and an expert in bed.

Sexy Girl: OMG, Asmus was so good in bed, he also had a monster cock.

Girl: OMG I would love to suck him.
Sexy Girl: I'm sooo lucky, that I fucked him.

by HotGuy2019 November 22, 2019

Asmus

Asmus is the definition of the biggest Simp on the planet earth. It's a danish/swedish name, that is given by the god of Simps. He likes juice especially caprisonne. He is able to steal every girl by consistently simping for a month.

person 1: hey boys, would you like to play?

Asmus : No, there is a girl over there and i like being a simp
person 1: you are such a dirty simp Asmus!

Asmus: YES

by virginkiller1212 August 26, 2020

Asmus

A very rare name in Denmark.
People with the name "Asmus", is usually, Handsome, smart, sweet, Communist and cute.

Woman 1: "I just heard that Asmus is really cute, wanna find out?"
Woman 2: "Yes! Let's spend time with him, and have fun."

by HotGuy2019 April 26, 2020

asmus

Very special name in Denmark. Most boys with the name is, Hot, smart, pussy magnet and fucking good in bed.

Hot Girl: It was a nice night with Asmus, he fucked me hard.
Some random Girl: Wow.
Hot Girl: I know right, he's soo hot.

by HotGuy2019 November 18, 2019

asmus

the biggest motherfuckker on earth, who loves to fuck MILFS and sisters

did you just fuck your mum and sister, you must be an Asmus

by Hestepikken123 June 14, 2017

asmus

Asmus is a name for Hot, sexy and good fortnite players.

Asmus is a name not an assmouse

by dankdanny February 04, 2018

Asmu

Someone whit monsterballs and a fantastic sence smell

Wow, u r such an asmu

by Marigay September 03, 2020