Asmus is the definition of the biggest Simp on the planet earth. It's a danish/swedish name, that is given by the god of Simps. He likes juice especially caprisonne. He is able to steal every girl by consistently simping for a month.
person 1: hey boys, would you like to play?
Asmus : No, there is a girl over there and i like being a simp
person 1: you are such a dirty simp Asmus!
Asmus: YES
Asmus : No, there is a girl over there and i like being a simp
person 1: you are such a dirty simp Asmus!
Asmus: YES
by virginkiller1212 August 26, 2020
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