Urban Dictionary: Askhole

Askhole

One who constantly asks demanding, tedious, and inconvenient favors of others.

The askhole is known to ask a bullshit favor of practically anyone, will selfishly never reciprocate, and is often incapable of concealing his/her lack of interest in/concern for anyone else's lives. A typical askhole believes himself/herself to be a good friend.

ASKHOLE: Hey can I borrow your truck to go travelling for 6 months?
GOOD GUY: Umm...
ASKHOLE: Cheers, bud.

ASKHOLE: Hey can I have half of your sandwich?
GOOD GUY: Well, I'm pretty hungry...
ASKHOLE: K, cheers, dude *munch*

by bigbenbooty February 10, 2014

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Askhole

A jackass who is always asking your opinion but then does the complete opposite.

Frisch keeps asking me what to do about money. I tell that fool to get a job. But she still sitting around collecting disability. What an askhole.

by TizzleFoShizzle May 25, 2015

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Askhole - a person who constantly ask for your advice , yet always does the opposite of what you told them

Person 1 : i don't know how to deal with Joe any advice?
Person 2 : tell him that you no longer have feelings for him because of the way he treats you
Person 1 : OK (calls Joe , ends up being a booty call )
*next day*
Person 1 : God, joe keeps hurting me and i dont know how to deal with it...
Person 2 : ... really your such a Askhole

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A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the totally opposite of what you told them.

Ask<Hole I know plenty of askholes.

by whatsUp! January 18, 2014

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A person that continues to ask the same question to the same (or multiple) people until he/she gets the answer he/she wants.

Me : Lili asked me if you could jailbreak iOS9 . I told her you can't.

Friend 1 : Haha.. Yeah.. she asked mee the exact same thing

Friend 2 : Me too... About half an hour later she told me i was wrong, and she found a place online that can do it.

Friend 1 : But i already told her iOS9 isn't even out yet!

Me : Yeah.. me too.. I guess an askhole only hears what she wants to hear ..

by akubeejays October 11, 2013