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Ask a Punk 

Literally the stupidest thing you can put on a flyer instead of the address. Artists do this as a way to artificially increase their social media presence because 9/10 times they just put it on their story of their private account. The other 1/10 times are even worst. Bands that care more about calling fans "posers" instead of making music are likely to write "Ask a Punk" on their flyers ... like they're in middle school or something.
*Drummer posts flier on their story*
Drummer: Come to your show! It's a fundraiser for a cause we really support.
Follower: Oh cool! Where is it?

Drummer: Oh, if you have to ask then you're a poser and can't come LUL. it's "Ask a Punk". You can't ask me because it's against the rules. You gotta ask only those in your punk circle & ...
Follower: the fuck?
Ask a Punk by 22quackAA April 25, 2022
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Ask a punk 

Instead of an adress written on a flyer to the punk rock gig; it will say "ask a punk". Through this the spot wont get burned out, and only real punk rockers will be there; excluding all posers.
Poser: Where is the punk rock gig at, the flyer says to ask a punk. Guy: Well than go ask a punk.. Poser: But i dont know any punk rockers.. Guy: Well i guess your not going...
Ask a punk by Noworlaterr May 28, 2019
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