Asian A.d.d 

N. A special form of A.D.D given to confused Asians. Originating in the podcast world, this term has gone nowhere fast. The Asian may or may not actually have A.D.D, but still is confused by simple things, usually said by a podcast's host.

Zune podcast host 1: and now to our new members
Cohost: *mumbles about huggles)
Host 1: and that concludes that segment
Cohost(finished spacing out): Wait, what happened?
There you go Asian A.d.d

Asian A.d.d by zuner2012 (bill clinton) March 4, 2009

D.W.A. (Driving While Asian) 

Driving While Asian - The act of driving a car, badly, with an Asian at the wheel. Can be young or old for females, younger males seem to have greater ability than older males but ymmv.
Currently no penalty for D.W.A. however pending legislation in several States would make it a crime punsihable by 6 month suspension of driving privilages.

Insuarance Agent to customer:"Has your girl friend every had a D.U.Iconviction?" Customer:"NO, but she is quilty of D.W.A. (Driving While Asian) all the time."

D.W.A. (Driving While Asian) by Asian Lover & AMP expert October 2, 2007

ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency) 

A syndrome afflicting many individuals on the road, initially described from observing trends in Asian drivers. The underlying theory is a genetic defect that is unknown but may play a role in spatial orientation.

Observations include:

Inability to parallel park without hitting the curb several times, holding up the lane for close to 30 minutes and/or requiring your passenger to exit the vehicle to assist you by direction or switching seats.
Swerving from lane to lane at very slow speeds (20 mph less than posted limit)
Turning into a one way street or going against the direction of traffic more than once in a given year.
Frequent replacement of brake pads due to slamming on them milliseconds before contact

It took all 3 of us to get out of the car to help Jenn Wu park. I think her ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency) is acting up again, she must be off her meds.

I can't believe Xun Li flipped a bitch on a one-way street in the middle of the day! I don't want to say anything, but I think she has ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency).

ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency) by cricketchamp03 May 15, 2011