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Artery is a blood vessel in your body which carries blood away from the heart to all parts of the body. They are thick and elastic to withstand the high pressure of the blood pumped from the heart. They also have a small lumen .
The artery helps to bring blood to all parts of the body.
Artery by smallsciencefacts February 2, 2018
A place where art is sold to the public. Different from an art gallery because the art is generally local and cheaper.
We went to the artery to buy more cheap paintings!
artery by milapwiki March 8, 2011

artery fuck 

Food so inherently fatty that your arteries are getting completely fucked by eating them. Often whilst in the process of eating these foods you can feel yourself getting heavier and your breathing tighter.
Can also be used to refer to a period of excessive unhealthy eating.
Examples include: bacon fried in grease, scones and clotted cream, battered mars bars.
"scones and clotted cream, I can't get enough of them. But srsly what an artery fuck."

"today was a total artery fuck, what with that battered mars bar for lunch followed by a large portion of chips with extra salt."
artery fuck by spacer_ October 8, 2009

Artery Gear: Fusion 

A gacha game developed by Bilibili and Access Studios Inc. In this game, you work as a commander (of any gender and height you may like). There are at least 40 different female mecha soldiers fighting alongside you, known as Artery Gears (AG). The main enemy of AGs and mankind is the endless swarm of Puppet Monsters. The main objective of this game is to set balance in the organization of "Frontier" which has the sergeant Capella, lieutenant Atlas and captain Teufel... as well as the entire mankind. You can interact with the AGs and send them gifts to gain rewards and improve relationships. Good luck, Commander. Humanity's survival depends on you.
Yet another gacha game that manages to attract my attention. It's called Artery Gear: Fusion and it's amazing.

Artery Spob 

Can be shortened to a.spob. Person who is unfortunate enough to discover artery or other ofal item still attached to thier steak in a restaurant. Discovery usually results in mass heaving.
Hey there Artery Spob what's that with your steak there. How was your steak last night Artery Spob? Letters can also be addressed to a.spob or you can call the unfortunate And ask is that mr/mrs a.spob?
Artery Spob by Cheekytyke July 27, 2010

Junkular Artery

Another way to refer to the male genitalia.
I just got kicked in my junkular artery! I'm in pain!
Junkular Artery by SlkRk11 November 17, 2013
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