Arse Parpel

The act of running to the bathroom once you've shit or shartted in your pants.

Elijah arse parpeled after eating Taco Bell

Arse Parpel by hillbillybob12 January 21, 2013

arse parcel 

A parcel of the arse variety, ie: a big steaming bog log!

'oy arse parcel! make me a brew you fuck!'

arse parcel by Greeny and Lisa October 9, 2006

Parcel arse 

When someone has a parcel arse it means it’s either lumpy or like a parcel

Hew looka that lass with tha parcel arse

Parcel arse by Gaybou July 26, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004