Arranged Marriage

It's like being forced to choose between like moldy cheese or sick flavoured ice cream even though you want the actual good ice cream

Damn I only had two crappy options to choose between for my arranged marriage

Arranged Marriage by koogi woogi April 30, 2020

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Arranged Marriage Disparity (AMD)

when you are married by arranged marriage, and then you don't love your spouse yet he/she loves you , but in the middle of this some suitor loves you and forms a bizarre love triangle, then you quickly divorce the spouse and be with the new lover.

she's having AMD and she's getting hit on by that hot new stud across the other side of the world!

Arranged Marriage Disparity (AMD) by John Shin March 10, 2005

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Arrange marriage

marriage of a wife and husband by parents

I hate getting into an arrange marriage

Arrange marriage by 459395 April 11, 2023

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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