Arnold Palmer

(1): A half iced-tea half lemonade drink created by the Arizona drink company. You can find them at most 7-11's, just ask the Muslim guy working there.
(2): A sexual act where, preferably a guy, palms the head of an individual, and soon gets into a rhythm of pulling the head towards his (or her) crotch, leaving a 50/50 mixture of jizz and saliva in the overjoyed victim's mouth.

Friend 1: Did you hear what Gavin did over the weekend?
Friend 2: No, what?
Friend 1: He finally got tired of t-bagging and gave Megan the good ol' Arnold Palmer. Good man.
Friend 2: Dang......I tried to do that yesterday but turns out the bitch has herpes.

by marklikeslittleboys July 16, 2011

Arnold Palmer

A drink made of half iced tea and half lemonade. Named after a famous golfer.

Dammit, woman, I'm thirsty! Get in the kitchen and fix me an Arnold Palmer!

by J3 May 7, 2005

Arnold Palmer

Fecal matter that is half diarrhea and half solid. Named after the famous Arnold Palmer drink.

Example 1

Steve: "Ah man I just took a huge dump."
Bill: "Yeah? How was it?"
Steve: "It was an Arnold Palmer."
Bill: "Oh, sick."

Example 2

"Just had an Arnold Palmer, it was a pain to wipe."

by fartmaster69 October 22, 2011

Arnold Palmer

The sexual act of licking a female's clitoris while simultaneously fingering her vagina.

Bro, I just gave that bitch an Arnold Palmer in the bathroom.

by seana renne January 11, 2012

Arnold Palmer

The sexual act of urinating and filling a person's gaping mouth as they are laying down while you proceed to dip your sagging sweaty scrotum into the urine puddling in their mouth.

After slipping her a mickey, I filled her unconscious mouth with piss and gave her an Arnold Palmer!

by gigalojoe August 2, 2011

Arnold Palmer

n. a non-alcoholic beverage containing 1/2 lemonade and 1/2 iced tea.

n. a famous golfer

"I'd like to order an Arnold Palmer."

by Benji12 July 26, 2006

Arnold Palmer

When a a girl is giving you head, and you finish in her mouth, and you immediately pour a Minute Maid lemonade down her throat in order to pay homage to the legend, Arnold Palmer.

I gave Kate that Arnold Palmer last night.

by maxmed623 February 24, 2017