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armatard 

Armatard is a deranged Russian imageboard troll. He's frequented /k/ for the last few years after being run off of Russian & German language imageboards & forums. He likes to post pro-russian military posts constantly, and will shill basically anything to do with Russian equipment, particularly aircraft, incessantly, to the point of having upwards of 5 threads of his own creation open at the same time. If you see him on /k/, don't respond.
"SU-75 is sure to make western mutts seethe"

"Fuck off, armatard."
armatard by Xxx_Eug3n3_St0n3r_xxX January 24, 2022
To die or be seriously injured in an underwhelming way.
Example:
Person A: *Falls down 1 foot*
Person B: you okay
Person A: I BROKE MY FREAKING LEGs
Person B: You've just been armaed
Person A: *screams in pain*
armaed by Edward Hill December 14, 2014

Armageddon garden 

A garden you plant to sustain your life during the hard times your paranoid mind is telling will come soon, like world wars, alien invasions, dirty nuclear terrorist attack, massive chinese hacking or zombie pandemics.
Example: "When the grid goes down and lines of distribution are cut, we will have enough produce from our own gardens to keep ourselves alive" (from the Armageddon Garden Club).
Armageddon garden by Hofesh November 14, 2011
Armael
"ärm-əl"
noun • slang

definition:
An oversensitive boastful hateful 11 year old kid who willingly dares to fight with a teenager
" My classmate was kicked out of our class because of being an armael"
Armael by NoobSlayer_ June 15, 2022

amateur night in dixie 

When something is particularly poorly organised or just incompetent , one way of describing it is " Amateur Night in Dixie"

Amateur virgin 

Someone who has only ever had sex with prostitutes/hookers ... basically anyone who's only ever gotten laid because they paid for it
"I heard Brian was an amateur virgin"
"What?"
"Someone said he told em he's only had sex with prostitutes"
Amateur virgin by killuhkill May 26, 2015