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Any box or tote containing various random objects, trinkets or keepsakes (from tape measures to toiletries) one would wish to have handy in case of emergency. Typically stashed in an inconspicuous place in a bedroom.
Kid playing video game addressing mother...
Child: OMG Mom my batteries died, Get me summore!
Mother: Where are they dear?
Child: OMG Mom, they're in the armageddon box in my closet floor!

Samuel L. Jackson to his wife:
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING ARMAGEDDON BOX UNDERNEATH THIS MOTHERFUCKING BED! BITCH STRAP IN! I'M ABOUT TO OPEN SOME FUCKING WINDOWS!
by bdottedrix June 16, 2010
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Oct 31 Word of the Day
1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.

2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
That fatal clown car accident made me lolsob-- clown cars are funny but my best friend was driving.
by duenna9 October 12, 2009
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