Arizonan Treatment 

The act of taking a sample of cactus and inserting into your anus and clenching your ass cheeks. In result, it makes many different holes so more air flow through the anus so your anus is stretchier and can be more versatile during anal sex/play.

Rob: Word on street says you had an Arizonan Treatment?
Alfonso: I had to do it so Michelangelo wouldn't leave me!

Arizonan Treatment by Arizonan Treatment September 20, 2013

Arizona furniture treatment 

Verb: to leave something in the middle of the road, on a highway to get hit by a car.

"we gave our old dog sparky the Arizona furniture treatment"

Arizona furniture treatment by goodisfed December 17, 2022