ariss

a rather strange cock, commonly in the shape of a kettle but reports have been made of other shapes such as in the shape of a united states plug and the most strange reporting of an ariss has been confirmed as an exact replica of a nokia 3310

omg you guys, you guys omg, i have totaly just sat on an ariss.
or
holy crap i have just been ariss slapped

by jackisasexygitmmmm November 30, 2007

ariss

although it is commonly know as a rather large penis, most people seem to think this is a good thing, ariss is actualy a large black cock. the bellend is actualy in the shape of a 1950's kettle and the pubic hairs are this with bacon grease. and with a small peanut sized ball sack the ariss is currently undergowing surgery to replace the penis with a small hamster

holy shit wtf is that ariss it looks like my dead grandmother

by jackisasexygitmmmm November 27, 2007

ariss

commonly known as the worlds biggest penis, many women have died shortly after an encounter with the ariss

hey you guys, oh my god you guys, i screwed ariss last week and i havent stopped bleeding since

by jackisasexygitmmmm November 27, 2007

ariss

a rather strange cock, commonly in the shape of a kettle but reports have been made of other shapes such as in the shape of a united states plug and the most strange reporting of an ariss has been confirmed as an exact replica of a nokia 3310

omg you guys, you guys omg, i have totaly just sat on an ariss.
or
holy crap i have just been ariss slapped

by jackisasexygitmmmm November 30, 2007

Ariss

Has a very large pp, and at night humps their pillow at night when their lonely.

Also to Hobnocker

And doesn't have friends, just pillows.

Man look at that freak Ariss, hide your pillows kids

by Urmomgay69420666 April 12, 2020

Ariss

That one girl in tiktok who never stops making TikToks of her dancing and trying to look flirty.

Ariss is the name Marissa. Your probably searching it up right now. I’m stalking u FYI

by L0vely..coco June 13, 2020