Argilio 

A cuban with a sharp chin. will steal your girl at the flick of his finger. Extremely buff. Cannot be beaten in a fight.

Damn, Argilio beat the shit out of me and stole my girl again.

Argilio by maybe me maybe not February 18, 2018

Arilioshke 

Arilioshke

Arilioshke

Arilioshke by Arilioshke February 2, 2022

argidiots

arguing with idiots

i can not handle argidiots

argidiots by Whitee August 20, 2012

Argelio 

Small penis.

He is so Argelio.

Argelio by JAEabadiuh Gren March 6, 2022

Argelio 

Argelio , is a very smart handsome guy very funny and clever not the type of person you want to lose lose him and you lose about everything

Hey how’s the weather, Argelio it’s great !

Argelio by Fiveguysessentail November 21, 2023

Argelio 

Argelio is a very smart handsome guy not the type of person you want to lose a wonderful friend and very caring heart

How’s the weather,Argelio it’s amazing

Argelio by Fiveguysessentail November 21, 2023

Argilian 

Argilians frequent the land of Argyle; they were born there, they stay there, they die there ( sooner than almost everyone else) and to everyone's "delight" they procreate at a level similar to rodents or insects.

It was said the First Argilian (The Prime Argilian, Father Argyle) was born eons ago(old piece of dust), anointed in an unholy sacrament of alcohol, drugs, loose change, and alcohol on a bed of empty beer cans in a van down by the river. This depraved act began a revolution; it begin in the sewers and now the surface is littered with them. They frequent liquor stores, mini marts, Walmart's; anywhere where their few needs can be met.

We cannot get out: we cannot get out
they have taken the LCBO and it's parking lot.

we cannot get out: the end

comes soon we hear drums, drums in the deep.
They are coming

Dietrich, in his last moments as Manager

Argilians appear normal from distances of 20m or more, but upon closer inspection they share features of Orcs or Goblins. Skin may be mistaken for a catchers mitt or an Elephants sphincter, there is no in-between. Strong wrists from a life time of holding beer cans/bottles is an evolutionary marvel. Hunched or with a limp, with a bag full of cans or bottles they trudge along the streets of Argyle. Some think these features count as a weakness but they would be mostly right. The closer to the ground one is, the better the viewing for change and mostly-smoked cigarette butts.

The Argilians are thriving in Argyle!

Argilian by narsnail July 16, 2024