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This channel is like an AquaVQ
AquaVQ by John Staples June 17, 2022

aquavodka 

The act putting Vodka into a water bottle totally fooling your wife and kids that your having a good time at the park when your really getting shit faced.
Wife: Honey do you want some of my soda?
Me: No thanks, Ive got my aquafina
Wife: Can I have some
Me: No bitch its my special Aquavodka.
aquavodka by danny6996 March 4, 2009
Aquavis goofy as hell. He is very smart with a large personality. He can also be aggravating most of the time and very protective of the one's he loves. He doesn't party often but when he does he sure does make a hell of a good time
Aquavis is very goofy.
Aquavis by Savagequayyyy June 14, 2018

The Aquasquatch 

A mysterious organism related to the Sasquatch. The Aquasquatch resides in a swamp on Oak Island near Nova Scotia where he protects the treasures of Oak Island such as The Holy Grail, The Ark of the Covenant, and various pirate treasures. The Aquasquatch is immortal.
The Aquasquatch sees all and knows all.

aquaqueef 

A gush of water escaping from the vaginal opening, following sex in a water filled environment, spreading the vulva like the parting of the Red Sea. It is typically accompanied by the dreaded "wet fart" sound, and the always mortifying "wet crotch" look.
After doggie style shower sex with her husband, Kristy was talking with her father in law when a thunderous aquaqueef filled his ears, and her underwear.
aquaqueef by Tgun April 29, 2014
A Scary short story that also has a moral in it
Uncle Montague's tales of terror's stories were very aquavonty
aquavonty by Koolkatkcookie639 January 9, 2021