The act putting Vodka into a water bottle totally fooling your wife and kids that your having a good time at the park when your really getting shit faced.

Wife: Honey do you want some of my soda?
Me: No thanks, Ive got my aquafina
Wife: Can I have some
Me: No bitch its my special Aquavodka.

aquavodka by danny6996 March 4, 2009

Aquavis

Aquavis goofy as hell. He is very smart with a large personality. He can also be aggravating most of the time and very protective of the one's he loves. He doesn't party often but when he does he sure does make a hell of a good time

Aquavis is very goofy.

Aquavis by Savagequayyyy June 14, 2018

The Aquasquatch

A mysterious organism related to the Sasquatch. The Aquasquatch resides in a swamp on Oak Island near Nova Scotia where he protects the treasures of Oak Island such as The Holy Grail, The Ark of the Covenant, and various pirate treasures. The Aquasquatch is immortal.

The Aquasquatch sees all and knows all.

The Aquasquatch by Not The Aquasquatch May 10, 2014

aquaqueef

A gush of water escaping from the vaginal opening, following sex in a water filled environment, spreading the vulva like the parting of the Red Sea. It is typically accompanied by the dreaded "wet fart" sound, and the always mortifying "wet crotch" look.

After doggie style shower sex with her husband, Kristy was talking with her father in law when a thunderous aquaqueef filled his ears, and her underwear.

aquaqueef by Tgun April 29, 2014

aquavonty

A Scary short story that also has a moral in it

Uncle Montague's tales of terror's stories were very aquavonty

aquavonty by Koolkatkcookie639 January 9, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026