april fools

n. When a man is engaging in anal sex with a partner and comunicates to the partner that he is finished, then as the partner turns around he is greeted by skeet in the face and eyes while hearing "April Fools!"
On all other days this is known as a Houdini

Tomorrow I am going to pull an "April Fools" on Cindy

by Nashawaty April 25, 2005

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april fools

a day people use to joke with people without any cautions

i fucked your mom last night.... april fools!!!

by m y r o n April 1, 2020

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April fools

The only day in the year you can tell someone you have a crush on how you really feel about them because you know that if they turn you down, you can just say "sike, it's April fools, I can't believe you fell for it, haha". After that you slowly die inside

Me: I've waited so long to tell you this, I love you!
My crush: You're just a friend to me, i don't like you.
Me: Haha, It's April fools, you're so stupid. You actually believed that!
Also me: "fuck life, what's the point of living"

by Itsjustmeyesme April 1, 2020

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April Fools

That one day that jerks use as an excuse to do anything.

Sometimes, on very rare occasions, jokes on this day are actually funny.

Guy 1: *deletes everything on Guy 2's computer*
Guy 2: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?"
Guy 1: "April Fools!"

Guy 3: "Did you hear? Minecraft released an April Fools update!"
Guy 4: "At least now I have something to do while I hide from all the jerks outside."

by Vexian Empire April 5, 2020

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