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AppleTVremote

Worthless POS!!! Whichever marketing bastard created this inane object deserves to pushed off a cliff!!! This "remote" is so tiny and minuscule it's practically a child's toy!!! And what a great marketing tool!! Create a "remote" so microscopic it's easily lost many times, until it's permanently lost, and one has to purchase another one in order to finish watching their shitty tv shows!! I have a better marketing strategy Apple! "Can you not!" (I still love you apple, I'm like so excited about the new iPhone :)
I can't find my AppleTVRemote again! Fml right?! Oh wait I do have a decent size computer I can finish watching forensic files on! HP for the save!

Fuck to AppleTV 

The classier, more curated cousin of Netflix and chill. Implies a deliberate choice of a prestige show or artsy movie as background noise for getting down, typically involving moody lighting, overpriced candles, and the illusion of taste. You’re not just hooking up—you’re hooking up with taste.
He poured wine, put on Slow Horses, and lit a candle. Total ‘fuck to AppleTV’ energy.