A company that once enjoyed being cool without effort; but now relies on that old coolness for meager profits.
That's a trendy apple computer, Bill
by Reckless Rambler July 5, 2003
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A nice-looking but expensive computer that runs a tenth as fast as it should.
"Fucking Windows XP, if I wanted my laptop to run as slow as that I'd buy an Apple computer"
by Bitchy tech-head July 4, 2003
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The eye-candy of computer technology. Looks good, but sucks ass.
Apple computers are what PCs will look like in 1000 years. And in 1000 years, Apple won't exist.
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Made by a dumbass to be used by a dumbass

Opposite of PC which is made by a Nerd With No Life to be used by a Nerd With No Life
Apple Computers User: uhhhh... how do I open this file?

PC User: Time to download porn...
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Originally designed as an educational tool in the 70's it was marketed as the first computer small and cheap enough to be owned by individual consumers. Touted as the first "personal computer" and simple enough that a child could learn to operate they gained contracts with U.S. schools. They had 2 main competitors IBM which focused on business applications and Commodore who focused on entertainment (games and media).

As each improved it's side applications Commodore had trouble in the market as businesses leaned heavier on IBM and Apple had contracts with the U.S. educational systems. People saw games and media as frivolous and Commodore filed bankruptcy. However Apple snatched up bits of it and started to develop visual media which is still it's bragging point today.
IBM set it's sights on international markets and set a standard for clones and compatible systems working with Microsoft they developed the windows operating system and truly became personal computers globally.

Apple, although making models for individuals, has somehow gone to market as simply "Apple" all others systems are called PC (personal computers).

A closer look shows this to be true. IBM compatible computers have programs written by anyone and used by individual preference.

Apple is developed by Apple, licensed by Apple and largely slow or incompatible with any other systems They cost 2-3 times more and have a cult like following of hipsters and people who think they know more than everyone else.
I got the most expensive computer on the market!

Oh, really? What kind of Apple computer did you get?
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