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Apollo Justice 

THE MOST FRICKEN ADORABLE LITTLE DEFENSE ATTORNEY EVER! His hair is amazing, and he's awesome. He is a bit aggressive though. Probably gay. Yes, he's probably gay for Klavier Gavin. Klavier Gavin gave him the nickname of Herr Forehead, which means Mr. Forehead, mocking is overly large head. His forehead isn't big, he's just smarter than you, Klavier. But he is definitely gay tho. Apollo is probably the one to be hitting someone during a trial. Klapollo is the best ship since Wrightworth. DO NOT SAY YOU SHIP HOBOPOLLO (Pheonix Wright x Apollo Justice). IF MAKES NO DAMN SENSE. I made a definition on Hobopollo if you wanna read it :)

Anyway, Apollo Justice always be like "I'M FFFFFIINNEEEEE"

He's also a dumbass most of the time.
Klavier: Herr Forehead, you look a little tense.. are you-

Apollo: I'M FINEEEEEE

Apollo Justice is also kind of weird

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026