Apocalypse Pie

LA based sex & music website that gives bitingly funny advice to retards who write into sex advice columns. Known for Lucidee's dark, blunt, no holds sense of humour about sex, musicians & guys she's dated. Awesome old school punk & rock n roll.

Often shortened to AP.

Apocalypse Pie is sex, rock n roll & retards, by an Aussie chick every dude with half a brain would kill to bang

Apocalypse Pie by evep August 4, 2009

Apocalypse pie

A family tinned pie with a long self life , kept in store cupboard . Only people of a certain generation will eat. Something that could only be left in a apocalypse and still edible.

"I need to go food shopping , we've only got a tin of pineapple and a apocalypse pie left in the cupboards.

Apocalypse pie by Dollydaydreamer February 13, 2021

piecemeal apocalypse 

A slightly crappy thing that happens to you that makes your day just a bit worse, but signifies a downward spiral to the end of the world.

Person 1: I've had a crappy day. I stubbed my toe, I dropped my ice cream cone and my cat puked on my bed!
Person 2: Piecemeal Apocalypse!

piecemeal apocalypse by NikkiDale April 23, 2018