Apatchey

A person who grows "patchy" facial hair due to the amount of native American in their DNA. -

(Apatchey)- A person who grows "patchy" facial hair due to the amount of native American in their DNA. -

John- yeah, Mike should give up on growing that beard, got too much native American in his DNA

Bob- why do you say that?

John- because it grows A bit Patchy....

Apatchey by B_water517 February 15, 2022

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Apatche

First of all, an Apatche is such a badass he doesn't talk until needed like if he needs to kick someones ass it makes him appear mysterious and like a crazy motherfucker not to be messed with. If u do happen to fuck with him he will straight up murder you with no regrets. But hes an awesome guy otherwise.

"Do you see that guy over there? don't fuck with him he's an Apatche"

Apatche by ApatcheJoe January 21, 2010

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Apatchy sugar cube

A beutifull cat with no tail
It makes her special

We love Apatchy sugar cube

Apatchy sugar cube by The spliffmeister September 3, 2022

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Apathey

n. Apathy, used specifically in the example below

Apathey - "I don't *care* how I spell it"

Apathey by SunderX November 24, 2005

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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