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Apatchey 

A person who grows "patchy" facial hair due to the amount of native American in their DNA. -
(Apatchey)- A person who grows "patchy" facial hair due to the amount of native American in their DNA. -

John- yeah, Mike should give up on growing that beard, got too much native American in his DNA

Bob- why do you say that?

John- because it grows A bit Patchy....
Apatchey by B_water517 February 15, 2022
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First of all, an Apatche is such a badass he doesn't talk until needed like if he needs to kick someones ass it makes him appear mysterious and like a crazy motherfucker not to be messed with. If u do happen to fuck with him he will straight up murder you with no regrets. But hes an awesome guy otherwise.
"Do you see that guy over there? don't fuck with him he's an Apatche"
Apatche by ApatcheJoe January 21, 2010
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A beutifull cat with no tail
It makes her special
n. Apathy, used specifically in the example below
Apathey - "I don't *care* how I spell it"
Apathey by SunderX November 24, 2005