First of all, an Apatche is such a badass he doesn't talk until needed like if he needs to kick someones ass it makes him appear mysterious and like a crazy motherfucker not to be messed with. If u do happen to fuck with him he will straight up murder you with no regrets. But hes an awesome guy otherwise.
by ApatcheJoe January 21, 2010
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Atheists: Does God exist without a cause? If so, you've contradicted your own premise. Your God answers nothing.
Apatheists: Does it really fucking matter?
Atheists: Does God exist without a cause? If so, you've contradicted your own premise. Your God answers nothing.
Apatheists: Does it really fucking matter?
by VenkmanMcFly August 25, 2013
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A gender under the non binary umbrella. People who identify as gender apathetic don't care too deeply about personal pronouns or what gender they are perceived as to other people. They are not too lazy to care about their gender, this is just how they feel as an individual.
Jordan: What pronouns to you prefer?
Quinn: Oh, I'm gender apathetic, I don't care about the pronouns, any will do!
Quinn: Oh, I'm gender apathetic, I don't care about the pronouns, any will do!
by GoodBi August 3, 2020
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Guy 2: dude I got one from her last week!
Guy 1: apache brothers! *high 5*
Guy 2: dude I got one from her last week!
Guy 1: apache brothers! *high 5*
by RodmanRuxin November 26, 2014
Get the Apache Brothers mug.The most powerful insult, once used by the gods in ancient greek times to instantly destroy any physical creation, even those created by their own hands. It was wiped from history out of fear that a mortal being may learn to once again recite the ancient words, and in order to hide the phrase from the mortal conscious, the gods had to disappear as well.
In recent times, as the ancient texts once again resurface, many have learned to use the weaker spells such as "ur mom gay", or "ur dad lesbian", but this ancient and all powerful spell has yet to enter the minds of the masses, with it rarely ever being used, the most recent being the time that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said this phrase against Japan twice, once in Hiroshima and and once in Nagasaki. Of course, the phrase was still kept secret under the veil that it was just a new weapon called a "nuclear bomb".
It was said by the Mayans that when this spell was once again learned by the mortal people, it would herald the final end, and even the olden gods could not return and stop the oncoming disaster.
In recent times, as the ancient texts once again resurface, many have learned to use the weaker spells such as "ur mom gay", or "ur dad lesbian", but this ancient and all powerful spell has yet to enter the minds of the masses, with it rarely ever being used, the most recent being the time that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said this phrase against Japan twice, once in Hiroshima and and once in Nagasaki. Of course, the phrase was still kept secret under the veil that it was just a new weapon called a "nuclear bomb".
It was said by the Mayans that when this spell was once again learned by the mortal people, it would herald the final end, and even the olden gods could not return and stop the oncoming disaster.
This phrase should never be said, though it should be noted that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said "Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter" against Japan twice.
by bloodlet March 17, 2018
Get the Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter mug.Someone who just doesn't care whether God exists or not and realizes that such a fact won't effect their life anyway, comes from the word 'apathy' meaning "absence of emotion" and 'theism' meaning "belief in God"
Susan: "Are you an Atheist? Agnostic? Theist? What???"
Ryan: "None of the above, I really just don't give a shit"
Susan: "So what are you then?"
Ryan: "An apatheist because, like I said, I just don't give a shit and wonder why anyone else does too"
Ryan: "None of the above, I really just don't give a shit"
Susan: "So what are you then?"
Ryan: "An apatheist because, like I said, I just don't give a shit and wonder why anyone else does too"
by sazzymazzy May 1, 2009
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by Thepronerd2 July 27, 2016
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