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I sexually Identify as an Attack Apache Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
by gxuum November 04, 2016
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When, as you are jizzing, you perform the helicopter dick, raining down baby batter in a hail of fire screaming "GET TO THE CHOPPA".
"Bro did that Arab girl let you hit?"

Hell yeah, and you know I had to hit her with that Apache Helicopter
"That's messed up.."
by eg0 December 01, 2014
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What you call a skater with a very loud skateboard.
(Almost sounds like an Apache Helicopter)
Oh look here come Apache Helicopter!

*loud skater comes down the hill*
by A.dog in space.... November 04, 2016
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